我把lt;inbrugesgt;的台词抄了一遍。。【转】

http://www.douban.com/people/1972084/原作者三天时间出的台词，牛逼闪闪的人物。2009-01-0218:41:25InBrugesRay:AfterIkilledthem,IdroppedthegunintheThames,washedtheresidueoffmehandsinthebathroomofaBurgerKing,andwalkedhometoawaitinstructions.Shortlythereafter,theinstructionscamethrough.quot;GetthefuckoutofLondon,yousedumbfucks.GettoBruges.quot;IdidntevenknowwhereBrugesfuckingwas.ItsinBelgium.Ray:Brugesisashithole.Ken:Brugesisnotashithole.Ray:Brugesisashithole.Ken:Ray,weveonlyjustgotoffthefuckingtrain.CouldwereservejudgmentonBrugesuntilweveseenthefuckingplace?Ray:Iknowitsgonnabeashithole.STREETRay:Shithole.HOTELKen:IthinkyouhaveacoupleofroomsbookedunderCranhamandBlakely?Marie:Yes.No,wehaveoneroombooked.Onetwinroom.Bookedfortwoweeks.Ray:Twoweeks!Ken:Doyouhaveanotherroom?Marie:No,Imafraidwerefullybooked.WithChristmas,everywhereisfullybooked.Ken:Okay.ROOMKen:Itsverypretty.Ray:Imnotbeingfunny,wecantstayhere.Ken:Wevegottostayhereuntilherings.Ray:Well,whatifhedoesntringfortwoweeks?Ken:Thenwestayherefortwoweeks.Ray:Fortwoweeks?InfuckingBruges?Inaroomlikethis?Withyou?Noway!Ken:Ray,Ireallydontliketosaythis...Ray:Youreallydontliketosaywhat?Ken:Well...Youknow?Ray:Fuckingbringthatup.ONBOATRay:Doyouthinkthisisgood?Ken:DoIthinkwhatsgood?Ray:Youknow,goingroundinaboat,lookingatstuff.Ken:Yes,Ido.Itscalledquot;sightseeing.quot;Ken:Oh,lookatthat.Itsaformerhospital.Fromthe1100s.Brugesisthemostwell-preservedmedievaltowninthewholeofBelgium,apparently.SQUAREKen:Comingup?Ray:Whatsupthere?Ken:Theview.Ray:Theviewofwhat?Theviewofdownhere?Icanseethatfromdownhere.Ken:Ray,youreabouttheworsttouristinthewholeworld.Ray:Ken,IgrewupinDublin.IloveDublin.IfIdgrownuponafarmandwasretarded,Brugesmightimpressme.ButIdidnt,soitdoesnt.TOWERKen:Tryingtogetridofmecoins.3,3.50,4,4.10,4.20,4.30,4.40,4.50,4.60,4.70,4.80,4.90.Willyoutake4.90?Clerk:Entryis5euro.Ken:Comeon,man,itsonly10cents.Clerk:Entryis5euro.Ken:Happyinyourwork?Clerk:Veryhappy.ONTHETOWERIlikeithere.SQUAREAmericans:Beentothetopofthetower?Ray:Yeah.Yeah,itsrubbish.Americans:Itis?Theguidebooksaysitsaquot;must-seequot;.Ray:Well,youlotaintgoingupthere.Americans:Pardonme?Why?Ray:Imean,itsallwindystairs.Imnotbeingfunny.Americans:Whatexactlyareyoutryingtosay?Ray:WhatexactlyamItryingtosay?Youseareabunchoffuckingelephants!Americans:Right,you...AmericansWoman:Youknow,yourejusttherudestman.Therudestman!Ken:Whatsallthatabout?Ray:Theyrenotgoingupthere.Ken:Hey,guys,Iwouldntgoupthere.Itsreallynarrow.AmericansWoman:Screwyou,motherfucker!Ray:Americans,isntit?PUBRay:Now,thisismorelikeit.Properholidays.Onegaybeerformygayfriend,andonenormalbeerforme,becauseIamnormal.Thisisthelife.Ken:Werenotstayingheregettingpissed.Wearequietlysightseeing,likehesays,andawaitinghiscalltoseewhatwedonext.Ray:Thisismyvoteonwhatweshoulddo.Wegiveitanotherday,twodays,max.Thenwecheckthepapersagain,andiftheresstillnothinginthem,wephonehimandsay,quot;Harry,thankyouforthetriptoBruges,quot;itsbeenverynice,alltheoldbuildingsandthat,quot;butwerecomingbacktoLondonnow,andhideoutinapropercountry,quot;whereitisntalljustfuckingchocolates.quot;Ken:Myvotewouldbewequietlysightsee,likehesays,andawaithiscalltoseewhatwedonext.Youdontevenknowwereherehidingout.Ray:Whatareyoutalkingabout?Ken:Youdontevenknowwerenothereonajob.Ray:What,onajob?Ken:Yeah.Ray:HereinBruges?Ken:Yeah.Ray:HereinBruges,onajob?Ken:Yeah.Ray:Why?Whatdidheactuallysay?Ken:Hedidntactuallysayanything.Ray:Thenwhydoyouthinkitmightbe?Ken:Idontthinkanything.Butitsabitfuckingover-elaborate,isntit?quot;Gotakehimtohideout.quot;quot;Gotakehimtohideoutwhere?quot;quot;GotakehimtohideoutinfuckingBruges.quot;YoucanhideoutinCroydon.Ray:Hmm.OrCoventry.Hmm.Itisabitover-elaborate.Hmm.Butwehaventgotanyguns.Ken:Harrycangetgunsanywhere.ROOMRay:Hesnotgonnaringtonight.Hesnotgonnaringtonight.Letsgoout.Ken:Gooutwhere?Ray:Thepub.Ken:No!Ray:Letsgooutandhavealookatsomeofthe...Alltheoldmedievalbuildingsandthat.BecauseIbettheylookevenbetteratnight,alllitup.Yes!STREETKen:ThatthereiscalledtheGruuthuseMuseum.Ray:Theyallhavefunnynames,dontthey?Ken:Yes,Flemish.Ray:Inhereitsays,quot;TheBelgianstwiceshelteredquot;fugitiveEnglishKingsfrombeingmurdered,1471and1651.quot;Ken:Iusedtohatehistory,didntyou?Itsalljustaloadofstuffthatsalreadyhappened.Whataretheydoingoverthere?Theyrefilmingsomething.Theyrefilmingmidgets!Ken:Ray!Director:So,onthisscene,youresupposedtowalklikealittle,tinymouse,yeah?Okay?Great.Ken:Ray,comeon,letsgo.Ray:Myarse,quot;Letsgo.quot;Theyrefilmingmidgets.Oh,myGod!Lookatthatgirl.Shesgorgeous!Ken:Ray,weregoingrightnow.Ray:Fuckoff,arewe!ThisisthebestbitofBrugessofar.Youandyourbuildings.Ray:Hello.DoyouspeakEnglish?Chloe:No.Ray:Yes,youdo.Everybodydoes.Whatareyoufilmingmidgetsfor?Chloe:ItsaDutchmovie.Itsadreamsequence.ItsapasticheofNicholasRoegsDontLookNow.Notapastiche,buta...Aquot;homagequot;istoostrong.Aquot;nodoftheheadquot;?Ray:Wow,yourEnglishisverygood.Ray:Alotofmidgetstendtokillthemselves.Adisproportionateamount.HerveVillechaize,ofFantasyIsland.IthinksomebodyoffTheTimeBandits.Isupposetheymustgetreallysadabout,like,beingreallylittleandthat.Peoplelookingatthemandlaughingatthem.Callingthemnames.Youknow,quot;shortarse.quot;TheresanotherfamousmidgetImmissing,butIcantremember.ItsnottheR2-D2man.No,hesstillgoing.Ihopeyourmidgetdoesntkillhimself.Yourdreamsequencewillbefucked.Chloe:Hedoesntlikebeingcalledamidget.Heprefersquot;dwarf.quot;Ray:Well,thisisexactlymypoint!Peoplegoaroundcallingyouamidgetwhenyouwanttobecalledadwarf.Ofcourseyouregonnablowyourheadoff!MynamesRay.Whatsyours?Chloe:Chloe.Howdidyougetpastthesecurityman?Ray:Gettingpastsecuritymen,itssortofmyjob.Chloe:Youreashoplifter?Ray:No,notashoplifter.Itsagoodjoke,though.No.IlltellyouwhatIamatdinnertomorrownight.Ray:Fuck.Ray:Howfuckingcool.HOTLEMarie:Mr.Blakely?Ken:Yes.No,Mr.Cranham.No.Yes.Mr.Blakely.Yes.Marie:Youhaveamessage.Ken:Shit!(Harry):Numberone,whyarentyouinwhenIfuckingtoldyoutobein?Numbertwo,whydoesntthishotelhavephoneswithfuckingvoicemailandnotIhavetoleavemessageswiththefuckingreceptionist?Numberthree,youbetterfuckingbeintomorrownightwhenIfuckingcallagainortherellbefuckingHelltopay,Imfuckingtellingyou.Harry.(Marie):Imnotthereceptionist,Imtheco-ownerwithmyhusbandPatrice.Marie.ROOMKen:Wouldyouturnthefuckinglightoff!Ray:Sorry,Ken.Ken:Keepthefuckingnoisedown!Ray:Someonesinamood.Youllneverguesswhat.Ken:Willyoushutyourfuckingmouth,please,andgotosleep?Ray:Oh,sorry.ExceptIvegottatakemecontactlensesout.Ray:Altogether,Ihadfivepintsofbeerandsixbottles.No.Sixpintsofbeerandsevenbottles.Andyouknowwhat?Imnotevenpissed!Youllneverguesswhat,Ken.Ken,youllneverguesswhat.Ken:What?Ray:Gotadatefortomorrownight.Ken:Imveryhappyforyou.Ray:Withagirl.Ken:Canyouturnthelightoff,please?Ray:OnlybeeninBrugesoneday,gotadatewithagirlinthefilmbusiness,theBelgianfilmbusiness.Theyredoingafilmaboutamidget.HOTELKen:Miss?Marie?Sorryaboutthemessagelastnight.Themanwholeftitisabitofa...Well,hesabitofa...Marie:Cock?Ken:Yes.Hesabitofacock.Marie:Morning.Ken:Harrycalledlastnight.Wemissedhim.Ray:Jeez,heswearsalot,doesnthe?Ken:Werestayingintonight.Whateverhappens.Ray:Hmm.Except...Hmm.Ken:Hmm.Exceptquot;hmmquot;what?Ray:Exceptonlyoneofusneedstostayin,really.Uh-huh.Ken:Andwhichoneofuswouldthatbe,now,Ray?IthoughtyoudidntlikeBruges.Ray:IdontlikeBruges,itsashithole.ButIdidalreadysayIhadadatewithaBelgianladyintheBelgianfilmbusiness,whichIdidalreadysayaboutbefore.Ken:Justdontgetintoanyfuckingtrouble.Werekeepingalowprofile.Andthismorning,andthisafternoon,wearedoingwhatIwanttodo.Gotit?Ray:Ofcourse.Which,Ipresume,willinvolveculture.Ken:Oh,weshallstrikeabalancebetweencultureandfun.Ray:SomehowIbelieve,Ken,thatthebalanceshalltipinthefavorofculture.Likeabig,fat,fuckingretarded,fuckingblackgirlonaseesaw,oppositeadwarf.CHURCHKen:Ray,didweordidwenotagreethatifIletyougoonyourdatetonight,weddothethingsIwantedtodotoday?Ray:Wearedoingthethingsthatyouwantedtodotoday.Ken:Andthatweddothemwithoutyouthrowingafuckingmoody,likesome5-year-oldwhosdroppedallhissweets?Ray:Ididntagreetothat.Illcheerup.Illcheerup.Ken:Upthere,thetopaltar,isaphialbroughtbackbyaFlemishknightfromtheCrusadesintheHolyLand.Andthatphial,doyouknowwhatitssaidtocontain?Ray:No,whatsitsaidtocontain?Ken:ItssaidtocontainsomedropsofJesusChristsblood.Yeah,thatshowthischurchgotitsname.BasilicaoftheHolyBlood.Ray:Yeah.Ken:Yeah.Andthisblood,right,thoughitsdriedblood,atdifferenttimesovermanyyears,theysayitturnedbackintoliquid.Turnedbackintoliquidfromdriedblood.Atvarioustimesofgreatstress.Ray:Yeah?Ken:Yeah.So,yeah,Imgonnagoupinthequeueandtouchit,whichiswhatyoudo.Ray:Yeah?Ken:Yeah.Youcoming?Ray:DoIhaveto?Ken:Doyouhaveto?Ofcourseyoudonthaveto.ItsJesusfuckingblood,isntit?Ofcourseyoudontfuckinghaveto!Ofcourseyoudontfuckinghaveto!SQUARERay:Youlittlefuckingcunt.CHURCHRay:Murder,Father.Churchman:Whydidyoumurdersomeone,Raymond?Ray:Formoney,Father.Churchman:Formoney?Youmurderedsomeoneformoney?Ray:Yes,Father.Notoutofanger,notoutofnothing.Formoney.Churchman:Whodidyoumurderformoney,Raymond?Ray:You,Father.Churchman:Imsorry?Ray:Isaidyou,Father.What,areyoudeaf?HarryWaterssayshello.Churchman:Thelittleboy.ONTHEPAPER..1.Beingmoody.2.Beingbadatmaths.3.BeingSad.MUSEUMRay:Iquitelikethisone.Alltherestwererubbishbyspastics,butthisonesquitegood.Whatsthatallabout,then?Ken:ItsJudgmentDay,youknow?Ray:Oh,yeah.Whatsthatthen?Ken:Well,its,youknow,thefinaldayonEarth.Whenmankindwillbejudgedforallthecrimes.theyvecommittedandthat.Ray:AndseewhogetsintoHeavenandwhogetsintoHellandallthat?Ken:Yeah.Ray:Andwhatstheotherplace?Ken:Purgatory.Ray:Purgatory?Ken:Purgatoryskindoflikethein-betweenyone.Ray:Youwerentreallyshit,butyouwerentallthatgreat,either.LikeTottenham.Doyoubelieveinallthatstuff,Ken?Ken:AboutTottenham?Ray:TheLastJudgmentandtheafterlife.GuiltandsinsandHellandallthat?Ken:Um...Well...SQUAREKen:Idontknow,Ray.IdontknowwhatIbelieve.Thethingsyouretaughtasachild,theyneverreallyleaveyou,dothey?So,like,Ibelieveintryingtoleadagoodlife.Like,iftheresanoldlady,carryinghershoppinghome,Idonttryandhelphercarryhershopping,Idontgothatfar,butIllcertainlyholdthedooropenforherandthat,andlethergooutbeforeme.Ray:Yeah.Andanyway,ifyoutriedtohelphercarryhershopping,shedprobablythinkyouwerejusttryingtonickhershopping.Ken:Exactly.Ray:Thisistheworldweliveintoday.Ken:Atthesametimeastryingtoleadagoodlife,Ihavetoreconcilemyselfwiththefactthat,yes,Ihavekilledpeople.Notmanypeople.Mostofthemwerenotverynicepeople.Apartfromoneperson.Ray:Whosthat?Ken:Thisfellow,DannyAlibandsbrother.Hewasjusttryingtoprotecthisbrother.LikeyouorIwould.Hewasjustalollipopman.Hecameatmewithabottle.Whatareyougonnado?Ishothimdown.Ray:Hmm.Inmybook,though,sorry,someonecomesatyouwithabottle,thatisadeadlyweapon,hesgottataketheconsequences.Ken:Iknowthatinmyheart.Ialsoknowthathewasjusttryingtoprotecthisbrother,youknow?Ray:Iknow.Butabottle,thatcankillyou.Itsacaseofitsyouorhim.Ifhedcomeatyouwithhisbarehands,thatdbedifferent.Thatwouldnthavebeenfair.Ken:Well,technically,yourbarehandscankillsomebody,too.Theycanbedeadlyweapons,too.Imean,whatifheknewkarate,say?Ray:Yousaidhewasalollipopman.Ken:Hewasalollipopman.Ray:Whatsalollipopmandoingknowingfuckingkarate?Ken:Imjustsaying.Ray:Howoldwashe?Ken:About50.Ray:Whatsa50-year-oldlollipopmandoingknowingfuckingkarate?Whatwashe,aChineselollipopman?Jesus,Ken,Imtryingtotalkabout...Ken:Iknowwhatyouretryingtotalkabout.Ray:Ikilledalittleboy.Youkeepbringingupfuckinglollipopmen!Ken:Youdidntmeantokillalittleboy.Ray:IknowIdidntmeanto.ButbecauseofthechoicesImadeandthecoursethatIputintoaction,alittleboyisnthereanymore.Andhellneverbehereagain.Imeanhereintheworld,nothereinBelgium.Well,hellneverbehereinBelgium,either,willhe?Imean,hemighthavewantedtocomeherewhenhegotolder.Idontknowwhy.Andthatsallbecauseofme.Hesdeadbecauseofme.AndImtryingto...Imtryingtogetmeheadaroundit,butIcant.Iwillalwayshavekilledthatlittleboy.Thataintevergoingaway.Ever.Unless...MaybeIgoaway.Ken:Donteventhinklikethat.ROOMKen:Youlookgood.Ray:Whatsitmatteranyway?PUBChloe:So,whatdoyoudo,Raymond?Ray:Ishootpeopleformoney.Chloe:Whatkindsofpeople?Ray:Priests.Children.Youknow,theusual.Chloe:Istherealotofmoneytobemadeinthatlineofbusiness?Ray:Thereisinpriests.Thereisntinchildren.Sowhatisityoudo,Chloe?Chloe:IsellcocaineandherointoBelgianfilmcrews.Ray:Doyou?Chloe:DoIlooklikeIdo?Ray:Youdo,actually.DoIlooklikeIshootpeople?Chloe:No.Justchildren.Ray:Mmm-hmm.Isawyourmidgettoday.Littleprickdidntevensayhello.Chloe:Well,hesonalotofketamine.Ray:Whatsthat?Chloe:Horsetranquilizer.Ray:Ahorsetranquilizer?Wheredhegetthat?Chloe:Isoldittohim.Ray:Youcantsellhorsetranquilizerstoamidget!Chloe:Thismovie,Ithinkitsgonnabeaverygoodone.TheresneverbeenaclassicmoviemadeinBrugesuntilnow.Ray:Ofcoursetherehasnt,itsashithole.Chloe:Brugesismyhometown,Ray.Ray:Well,itsstillashithole.Chloe:Itsnotashithole.Ray:What?Evenmidgetshavetotakedrugstostickit.Chloe:Okay.So,youveinsultedmyhometown.Youredoingverywell,Raymond.WhydontyoutellmesomeBelgianjokeswhileyoureatit?Ray:IdontknowanyBelgianjokes.AndifIdid,IthinkIdhavethegoodsensenotto...Hey,hangon.IsBelgiumwheretherewereallthosechildabusemurderslately?ThenIdoknowaBelgianjoke.WhatsBelgiumfamousfor?Chocolatesandchildabuse.Andtheyonlyinventedthechocolatestogettothekids.What?Chloe:Oneofthegirlstheymurderedwasafriendofmine.Ray:Imsorry,Chloe.Chloe:Oneofthegirlstheymurderedwasntafriendofmine.Ijustwantedtomakeyoufeelbad.Anditworked.Quitewell.Canadians:Fuckingunbelievable.Ray:Whatsfuckingunbelievable?Canadians:Areyoutalkingtome?(Hepauses,eventhoughheshouldjusthitthecunt.Andherepeats.)Ray:Yes,Iamtalkingtoyou.Whatsfuckingunbelievable?Canadians:Well,Illtellyouwhatsfuckingunbelievable,shallI?Blowingcigarettesmokestraightintomyselfandmygirlfriendsface.Thatsfuckingunbelievable!Ray:Thisisthesmokingsection.Canadians:Idontcareifitsthesmokingsection.Allright?Shedirecteditrightinmyface,man.Idontwannadiejustbecauseofyourfuckingarrogance.Ray:Uh-huh.IsntthatwhattheVietnameseusedtosay?Canadians:Vietnamese?Whatareyoutalkingabout,theVietnamese?Thatstatementmakesnofuckingsenseatall.Ray:Yesitdoes.TheVietnamese!Canadians:Well,sayingitoverandoveraintgonnamakeanymoresenseoutofit.HowdoestheVietnamesehaveanyrelevancewhatsoevertomyselfandmygirlfriendhavingtobreatheyourfriendscigarettesmoke?Tellmehowsaying...Ray:ThatsforJohnLennon,youYankeefuckingcunt!Ray:Abottle?No,dontbother.Ray:Wereleaving.OUTOFPUBRay:Idonthitwomen!Iwouldneverhitawoman,Chloe!Idhitawomanwhowastryingtohitmewithabottle!Thatsdifferent.Thatsself-defense,isntit?Orawomanwhocoulddokarate.Idneverhitawomangenerally,Chloe.Dontthinkthat.God,yourepretty.Chloe:Ihavetomakeacall.Ray:Oh,no.Youvegoneoffme,now,haventyou?JustbecauseIhitthatfuckingcow.ROOMKen:Hello?Harry:Wherethefuckwereyouyesterday?Ken:Wejustpoppedoutforsomedinner,Harry.Weonlypoppedoutforhalfanhour.Harry:Yeah?Whatdyouhave?Ken:Fordinner?Harry:Yeah.Ken:Pizza,atPizzaHut.Harry:Wasitnice?Ken:Yeah,itwasallright.Idontknow.ItwasPizzaHut.ThesameasinEngland.Harry:Well,thatsglobalization,isntit?IsRaytherewithyou?Ken:Hesinthetoilet.Harry:Canhehear?Ken:No.Harry:Whatshedoing?Ken:Whatdoyoumean?Harry:Ishedoingaweeorapoo?Ken:Idontknow,Harry,thedoorsclosed.Harry:Sendhimoutonanerrandforhalfanhour,butdontmakeitsoundsuspicious.Ken:Ray?Whydontyougooutdowntothepubforhalfanhour?Yeah,yeah,IknowIsaidyoucouldnt,butmightaswellenjoyourselves,eh?No,Idontknowiftheyvegotbowlinganywhere.Couldhavealook.Yeah,seeyou.Yeah.Hesgone.Harry:Whatdyousaytohim?Ken:Isaid,quot;Whydontyougohaveadrink,yousayyouvebeencoopedup?quot;Harry:Whatdidhesay?Ken:Said,yeah,hewould.Andhemightgohavealooktoseeiftheresabowlingalleyaround.Harry:Washejusthavingawee?Ken:Yeah,Ithinkso.Iassumeso.Harry:Surehedidntmind?Ken:No,hewasgladtogetout.Harry:Hesdefinitelygone?Ken:Yeah,yeah,heslammedthedoor.Harry:Thatdontmeanhesgone.Gocheckoutsidethedoor.Ken:Harry,hesdefinitelygone.Harry:YourealizetherearenobowlingalleysinBruges?Ken:Irealizethat,Harry.Theboywantedtohavealookanyway.Harry:Whataretheygonnahave,amedievalfuckingbowlingalley?Ken:AsIsay,Ithinkhewasjustgladtogetoutandabout.Harry:So,ishehavinganicetime,seeingallthecanalsandthat?IhadalovelytimewhenIwasthere.Allthecanalsandtheoldbuildingsandthat.Ken:Whenwereyouhere?Harry:WhenIwasseven.LasthappyholidayIfuckinghad.Haveyoubeenonacanaltrip,yet?Ken:Yeah.Harry:Haveyoubeendown,like,alltheoldcobbledstreetsandthat?Ken:Yeah.Harry:Itslikeafairytale,isntit,thatplace?Ken:Yeah.Harry:Withthechurchesandthat.TheyreGothic.Ken:Yeah.Harry:IsitGothic?Ken:Yeah.Harry:Soheshavingareallynicetime?Ken:Well,Imhavingareallynicetime.Imnotsureifitsreallyhiscupoftea.Harry:What?Ken:Youknow,Imnotsureifitsreallyhisthing.Harry:Whatdoyoumean,quot;Itsnotreallyhisthingquot;?Whatsthatsupposedtomean,quot;Itsnotreallyhisthingquot;?Whatthefuckisthatsupposedtomean?Ken:Nothing,Harry.Harry:Itsafairytalefuckingtown,isntit?Howcanafairytaletownnotbesomebodysfuckingthing?Howcanallthosecanalsandbridgesandcobbledstreetsandthosechurches,allthatbeautifulfuckingfairytalestuff,howcanthatnotbesomebodysfuckingthing,eh?Ken:WhatIthinkImeanttosaywas...Harry:Istheswanstillthere?Ken:Yeah,theswans...Harry:Howcanfuckingswansnotfuckingbesomebodysfuckingthing,eh?Howcanthatbe?Ken:WhatIthinkImeanttosaywas,whenhefirstarrived,hewasntquitesureaboutit.Youknow,theresthatbig,dualcarriagewaywhenyougetoffthetrain?Itmightnthavebeenherewhenyouwereherelast,Harry.Well,assoonashegotinto,like,theoldtownproper,andhesawthecanalsandthebridgesand,youknow,theswansandthat,well,hejustfuckingloveditthen.Couldntgetenoughofit,themedievalpartoftown.Itwasjustthatinitial,dualcarriagewaythingsortofputhimoffforasecond.Harry:DontknowifIrememberadualcarriageway.Mustberecent.Hasntspoiltit,hasit?Ken:No,no,no,itsjustthatinitialthing.Andyouknowwhat?Aswewerewalkingthroughthestreets,therewasthissortoffreezingfoghangingovereverything,anditmadeitlookalmostlikeafairytaleorsomething.Andheturnedtome,doyouknowwhathesaid?Harry:Whatdhesay?Ken:Hesaid,quot;Ken,IknowImawake,butIfeellikeIminadream.quot;Harry:Yeah?Hesaidthat?Ken:Yeah.Harry:Meaning,like,inagooddream?Ken:Yeah.Ofcourse,likeinagooddream.Harry:Oh,good.Imgladhelikesitthere.Imgladwewereabletogivehimsomething.Somethinggoodandhappy.Becausehewasntabadkid,washe?Ken:Huh?Harry:Hewasntabadkid,washe?Listen,takedownthisaddress.Raamstraat17.Thatsquot;Raam,quot;likequot;Ram,quot;butwithanextraquot;a.quot;Ken:Raamstraat17.Harry:Yougotthat?Ken:Yes,Raamstraat17.Harry:Good.Therellbeamantheretomorrowmorningat9:00.HisnamesYuri.Ken:Yuri.Harry:Hellgiveyouthegun.RingmeonthepublicphoneatJimmyDriscollsabout3:00or4:00tomorrow,afteritsdone.Ken:Afterwhatsdone?Harry:Areyoubeingthick?Ken:No.Harry:Listen,IlikeRay.Hewasagoodbloke,butwhenitallcomesdowntoit.Youknow,heblewtheheadoffalittlefuckingkid.Andyoubroughthimin,Ken.Soifthebuckdontstopwithhim,wheredoesitstop?Ken?Ifthebuckdontstopwithhim,wheredoesitstop?Ken:Itstopswithme,Harry.Thatsaneasyone.Harry:Look,dontgetshirty,Ken.Listen,ImjustgladthatIwasabletodosomethingfortheboybeforehewent.Ken:Dowhatfortheboy?Harry:Youknow,havehimgettoseeBruges.IdliketogotoseeBrugesagainbeforeIdie.Whatwasithesaidagainabout...Yeah,quot;Itslikeadream.quot;Ken:quot;IknowImawake,butIfeellikeIminadream.quot;Harry:Yeah.Givemeacallwhenhesdead.Eirik:Thatsmyfuckinggirlfriend,youasshole.Chloe:Eirik,whatareyoudoing?Eirik:Whereareyoufrom,fucker?Ray:Ireland,originally.Eirik:AndyouthinkitsokaytocomeovertoBelgiumandfuckanothermansgirl?Ray:Look,Ididntknowshehadaboyfriend,allright?AndIhaventfuckedher,anyway.Askher.Idonlyputmehandonit.Chloe:Eirik,putthegundown!Eirik:Getdownonyourkneesandopenyourmouth.Ray:Dontstartbeingsilly.Eirik:Getdownonyour...Ray:Exactlyatwhatpointwasitthatallskinheadssuddenlybecamepoofs?Usedtobe,youwereaskinhead,youjustwentaroundbeatingupPakistani12-year-olds.Nowitseemsaprerequisitetobeafuckingbum-boy!Ray:Thatsnotgonnahelpyou,man.Chloe:Ray,theresonlyblanksinthatgun.Eirik,dont!Eirik:Nowwhosthefuckingbum-boy?Ray:You,youfuckingbum-boy!Chloe,whatexactlyisgoingonhere?Eirik:Icantsee!Icantsee!Ray:Ofcourseyoucantfuckingsee!Ijustshotablankinyourfuckingeyes!Isthisfellayourboyfriend?Eirik:No.Imean,heusedtobe.Ray:Well,whatshedoinghere?Chloe:We...Werobtourists,sometimes.Ray:Ifuckingknewitwastoogoodtobetrue!Iknewyoudhavenevershaggedme,normally.Chloe:No!Thatsnottrue,I...Icalleditofftonight.Itoldhimnottocometonight.Whydidyoucometonight?Eirik:Chloe,Icantsee,Iswearit!Ray:Stopwhingeinglikeabiggaybaby.Ihaventhadashaginmonths!Eirik:Icantseeoutofthiseye,Chloe!Ihavetogotothehospital!Chloe:Illdriveyou.Ray:Great!Nowthewholenightsruined!Chloe:No!Youcanstayifyouwant.IjustdontknowhowlongIllbe.Ray:Ijustknewsomeonelikeyouwouldneverlikesomeonelikeme.Ijustknew.Chloe:Whatdoyoumean,someonelikeme?Ray:Youknow,someonenice.Chloe:Callme.Please.Eirik:Chloe!Ray:Cha-ching!PUBKen:Haveyougotsomesortofproblem?Bartender:No,noproblem.Fourbeersin20minutes.Noproblem.Ken:Fuckoff.Midget:Beerandaredwine.Prostitute:Illbeback.Ken:Howsthemoviegoing?Midget:Itsajumped-upEurotrashpieceofrip-offfuckingbullshit.Ken:Like,inabadway?Yourgirlfriendsverypretty.Midget:Sheaintmygirlfriend.ShesaprostituteIjustpickedup.Ken:DidntknowtherewereanyprostitutesinBruges.Midget:Youjusthavetolookintherightplaces.Brothelsaregood.Ken:Well,youvepickedupaveryprettyprostitute.Midget:Thankyou.Ken:YoufromtheStates?Midget:Yeah.Butdontholditagainstme.Ken:Illtrynotto.Justtrynottosayanythingtooloudorcrass.Ray:Hey-ho.Drowningyoursorrows,huh?Ken:Whatsorrows?Ray:Youknow,beingasad,old,uglylittleman.Onegaybeer,please.Ken:Howdyourdatego?Ray:Mydateinvolvedtwoinstancesofextremeviolence.Oneinstanceofherhandonmycockandmyfingerupherthing,whichlastedalltoobriefly.Isntthatalwaystheway?Oneinstanceofmestealingfivegramsofhervery-high-qualitycocaine,andoneinstanceofmeblindingapoofylittleskinhead.So,allinall,myeveningprettymuchbalancedoutfine.Ken:Yougotfivegramsofcoke?Ray:Ivegotfourgramsonmeandonegraminme,whichiswhymeheartisgoingliketheclappers,asifImabouttohaveaheartattack.SoifIcollapseanyminutenow,pleaseremembertotellthedoctorsthatitmighthavesomethingtodowiththecoke.Ken:Giveusagram,then.Ray:Ithoughtyouwerelayingoff,becauseitmakesyoudepressed?Ken:Youknowwhat?Rightnow,Idontreallygiveafuck.Ray:WhydidntyouwavehellotometodaywhenIwavedhellotoyoutoday?Midget:Iwasonaverystronghorsetranquilizertoday.Iwasntwavinghellotoanybody,exceptmaybetoahorse.Ray:Huh?Whatareyoutalkingabout?Midget:Justhorseshit.Ray:YoufromAmerica?Midget:Yeah.Butdontholditagainstme.Ray:Well,thatsformetodecide,isntit?AreyoufromAmerica,too?Prostitute:No,ImfromAmsterdam.Ray:Amsterdam.Amsterdamisjustaloadofbloodyprostitutes,isntit?Prostitute:Yes.ThatswhyIcametoBruges.IthoughtIdgetabetterpriceformypussyhere.Ray:Huh?Youtwoareweird.Wouldyoulikesomecocaine?Ivealsogotsomeacidandsomeecstasy.FIVE-STARHOTELRay:HerveVillechaize,Iknow,did.Thedwarfoff,Ithink,TheTimeBandits,did.Lotsofmidgets...Dwarves,topthemselves.Hmm.Shitloads.Wouldyoueverthinkaboutit?Midget:Huh?Ray:Wouldyoueverthinkaboutkillingyourselfbecauseyoureamidget?Midget:Fuck,man!Whatkindofquestionisthat?Ray:Werejustchatting,arentwe?See,Ken.thisisthekindofhotelHarryshouldhaveputusin.Afive-star,withprostitutesin.Youknow,sometimes,IthinkHarrydoesntevengiveashitaboutusatall.Hashestillnotcalled?Ken:No.Stillhasntcalled.Ray:Nonewsisgoodnews,eh?Ray:Whosshe?Midget:Theresgonnabeawar,man.Icanseeit.Theresgonnabeawarbetweentheblacksandbetweenthewhites.Youaintevengonnaneedauniformnomore.Thisaintgonnabeawarwhereyoupickyourside.Yoursidesalreadypickedforyou.Ray:AndIknowwhosesideImfightingon.Imfightingwiththeblacks.Thewhitesaregonnagettheirheadskickedin!Midget:Youdontdecidethisshit,man.Ray:Well,whoarethehalf-castesgonnafightwith?Midget:Theblacks,man.Thatsobvious.Ray:ButwhataboutthePakistanis?Midget:Theblacks.Ray:Whatabout...Thinkofahardone.WhatabouttheVietnamese?Midget:Theblacks!Ray:Well,ImdefinitelyfightingwiththeblacksiftheyvegottheVietnamese.So,hangon.Wouldallofthewhitemidgetsintheworldbefightingagainstalltheblackmidgetsintheworld?Midget:Yeah.Ray:Thatwouldmakeagoodfilm!Midget:YoudontknowhowmuchshitIvehadtotakeoffofblackmidgets,man.Ray:Thats...Undeniablytrue.Ken:See,Jimmy,mywifewasblack.AndIlovedherverymuch.Andin1976,shewasmurderedbyawhiteman.So...WherethefuckamIsupposedtostandinallthisbloodandcarnage?Midget:Didtheygettheguywhodidit?Ken:Afriendofminegothim.Ray:HarryWatersgothim.Ken:Sotellme,Jim,whosesidedoIfightoninthiswonderfulwar?Midget:Ithinkyouneedtoweighupallyouroptionsandletyourconsciencedecide,Ken.Ken:Twomankyhookersandaracistdwarf.IthinkImheadinghome.Ray:Yeah.IthinkIllcomewithyou.Midget:Whats...Ray:Backoff,shorty!Midget:Youdontknowkarate.Ken:Dontsayyoudidnthaveitcoming.Ray:Dontsayyoudidnthaveitcoming.Shortarse!YURISHOMEKen:MeetingYuri.Yuri:Yes,ImYuri.Yuri:Mr.Waterssaidthatmightbenecessary.TherearealotofalcovesintheKoninginAstridPark.Youusethisword,quot;alcovesquot;?Ken:quot;Alcovesquot;?Yes.Sometimes.Yuri:TherearenotmanypeoplearoundinthesealcovesinChristmastime.IfIweretomurderaman,Iwouldmurderhimhere.Areyousurethisistherightword,quot;alcovesquot;?Ken:quot;Alcoves,quot;yes.Itskindoflikequot;nooksandcrannies.quot;Yuri:quot;Nooksandcrannies,quot;yes.Perhapsthiswouldbemoreaccurate.quot;Nooksandcrannies,quot;ratherthanquot;alcoves.quot;Yeah.Yuri:Youaregoingtodoit,arentyou?Mr.Waterswillbeverydisappointed...Ken:OfcourseImgoingtofuckingdoit.ItswhatIdo.HOTLEMarie:Yourfriendwasbehavingratheroddlythismorning.Ken:Oddly?How?Marie:Well,heaskedmeaboutthebaby,andifIwantedaboyoragirl.IsaidIdidntmindaslongasitshealthy,ofcourse.Butthenhegaveme200eurostogivetothebaby.Irefused,obviously,buthewasquiteinsistent.Wouldyougiveitbacktohimwhenyouseehim?Idontwanttoappearungrateful,butitseemedlikeallthemoneyhehad.Ken:Doyouknowwhereheisnow?Marie:Hesaidhewasgoingtothepark.PARKKen:Sorry,Ray.Ken:Imsorry.Ken:Ray,dont!Ray:Fuckinghell!Wherethefuckdidyoucomefrom?Ken:Iwasbehindthething.Whatthefuckareyoudoing,Ray?Ray:Whatthefuckareyoudoing?Ken:Nothing.Ray:Oh,myGod!Youweregonnakillme.Ken:No,Iwasnt.Youweregonnakillyourself!Ray:What?Imallowedto.Ken:No,yourenot!Ray:What?Imnotallowedtoandyouare?Howsthatfair?Ken:Canwegosomewhereandtalkaboutthis,please?Ken:Iwasntgonnagothroughwithit,Ray.Ray:Youfuckinglookedlikeyouweregonnagofuckingthroughwithit.Wheredyougetthatgun?Ken:AfriendofHarrys.Ray:Fuck,man.Letmeseeit.Silencer,too.Nice.Minesabloodygirlsgun.Ken:Imkeepingit.Ray:Pardonme?Givememegunback.Ken:Yourenotgettingitback.Youreasuicidecase.Ray:Andyouweretryingtoshootmeinthefuckinghead.Ken:Yourenotgettingthatgunback.Ray:Agreatdaythishasturnedouttobe.Imsuicidal,mematetriestokillme,megungetsnickedandwerestillinfuckingBruges.Ken:Listen,Imgonnagiveyousomemoneyandputyouonatrainsomewhere.Ray:BacktoEngland?Ken:YoucantgobacktoEngland,Ray.Youdbeadeadman!Ray:Iwanttobeadeadman.Haveyoubeenmissingsomething?Ken:Youdontwanttobeadeadman,Ray.Ray:Ikilledalittleboy!Ken:Thensavethenextlittleboy.Justgoawaysomewhere,getoutofthisbusinessandtrytodosomethinggood.Yourenotgonnahelpanybodydead.Yourenotgonnabringthatboyback.Butyoumightsavethenextone.Ray:WhatamIgonnabe,adoctor?Youneedexams.Ken:Doanything,Ray.Doanything.ROOM(DearKen,Iwenttotheparksoshewouldnthavetocleanitup.Ray)Ray:Whatawanker!Ken:Hesaidthiswholetrip,thiswholebeinginBrugesthing,wasjusttogiveyouonelast,joyfulmemorybeforeyoudied.Ray:InBruges?TheBahamas,maybe.WhyfuckingBruges?Ken:Isupposeitscheaper.TRAINSTATIONRay:Therestoftheacidandtheecstasy.CanIhavemegunback,please?WhatamIgonnado,Ken?WhatamIgonnado?Ken:Justkeepmoving.Keeponmoving.Trynottothinkaboutit.Learnanewlanguage,maybe?Ray:Sure,IcanhardlydoEnglish.ThatsonethingIlikeaboutEurope,though.Youdonthavetolearnanyoftheirlanguages.Ken:Justforgetabouthomeforawhile.Seehowthelandliesinsixyears,sevenyears.Sevenyearsisnotthatlong.Ray:Itslongerthanthatboygot.Mefirstfuckingjob.GreathitmanIturnedouttobe.Ken:Somepeoplejustarentcutoutforit,Ray.Ray:Areyou?Ray:WhenareyougoingbacktoEngland?Ken:Illheadbackinacoupleofhoursorsomething.Ray:Harrysnotgonnabemadatyou,ishe?Forlettingmego?Ken:IllsortoutHarry.Ray:JusttellhimIllhaveprobablykilledmeselfinafortnight,anyway.Ken:Youwont,willyou,Ray?Ken:Harry?ItsKen.Listentothisnoise.Doyouknowwhatthatis?Yeah,Iknowyouknowitsatrain.Doyouknowwhattrain?Well,itsatrainthatRayjustgoton,andhesaliveandheswell,andhedoesntknowwherehesgoingandneitherdoI.Soifyouneedtodoyourworst,doyourworst.Youvegottheaddressofthehotel.Illbeherewaiting.BecauseIvegottoquitelikeBruges,now.Itslikeafuckingfairytaleorsomething.HARRYSHOMEHarryswife:Harry.Harryswife:Harry!Harry:What?Harryswife:Itsaninanimatefuckingobject.Harry:Youreaninanimatefuckingobject!Harry:Now,youlotbegoodforyourmummyandlmamoto,okay?CauseDaddysgottogoawayforafewdays.Harryswife:Whereareyougoing?Harry:IvegottogotoBruges.Harryswife:Bruges?Wheresthat?Harry:ItsinBelgium.Harryswife:WhywouldanybodyhavetogotoBelgium?Harry:CauseIvegottosortsomethingout.Harryswife:Isitsomethingtodowiththephone?Harry:ItssomethingtodowithKen.Itsamatterofhonor.Harryswife:Well,itaintgonnabedangerous,isit?Harry:Well,ofcourseitsgonnabedangerousifitsamatteroffuckinghonor!Harryswife:Youarebringingthefellaswithyou?Tellmeyourebringingthefellaswithyou.Harry.Harry:Imsorryforcallingyouaninanimateobject.Iwasupset.ONTHETRAINPolice:YoureIrish?Ray:Yes.Police:Whatisyourname?Ray:DerekPerlurrl.Police:YouhittheCanadian.YouhittheCanadian.Ray:Iquot;heetquot;theCanadian?Idontknowwhatyouretalkingabout.Canadian:Thatshim!Thatsthemotherfucker.Police:YouhittheCanadian,yeah?Ray:Canadian?Shit.Police:WeretakingyoubacktoBruges.Ray:Brilliant.YURISHOMEHarry:Ayeaye.Yuri:Takeyourpick,Mr.Waters.Harry:AnUzi?ImnotfromSouthCentralLosfuckingAngeles.Ididntcomeheretoshoot20black10-year-oldsinafuckingdrive-by.Iwantanormalgunforanormalperson.Yuri:Iknewhewouldntkilltheguy.IcouldseeitinhiseyeswhenIwastellinghimaboutthealcoves.Harry:Aboutthewhat?Yuri:Thealcoves.ThealcovesintheKoninginAstridPark.Oh,Ialsohavesomedumdums.Youusethisword,quot;dumdumsquot;?Thebulletsthatmaketheheadexplode?Harry:Dumdums,yeah.Yuri:Wouldyoulikesomeofthesedumdums?Harry:IknowIshouldnt,butIwill.Eirik:Motherfucker.Harry:Ishetalkingtome?Yuri:No,Eiriksonyourside,Mr.Waters.Youryoungfriendblindedhimlastnight.Harry:Raydid?Eirik:Iwastryingtorobhimandhetookmygunfromme.Andthegunwasfullofblanks,andheshottheblankintomyeye.Andnow,Icannotseefromthiseyeeveragain,thedoctorssay.Harry:Well,tobehonest,itsoundslikeitwasallyourfault.Eirik:What?Harry:Imean,basically,ifyourerobbingamanandyoureonlycarryingblanks,andyouallowyourguntobetakenoffyou,andyouallowyourselftobeshotintheeyewithablank,forwhichIassumethepersonhastogetquiteclosetoyou,then,yeah,really,itsallyourfaultforbeingsuchapoof.Sowhydontyoustopwhingeingandcheerthefuckup?Yuri:Eirik,Ireallywouldntrespond.Eirik:Ithoughtyouwantedtheguydead?Harry:Idowanttheguydead.Iwanthimfuckingcrucified.Butitdontchangethefactthathestitchedyouuplikeablind,littlegayboy.Doesit?Thanksforthegun,Yuri.SQUAREHarry:Well?Ken:Theboyissuicidal,Harry.Hesawalkingdeadman.KeepsgoingonaboutHellandpurgatory...Harry:WhenIphonedyouyesterday,didIaskyou,quot;Ken,willyoudomeafavorandbecomeRayspsychiatrist,please?quot;No.WhatIthinkIaskedyouwas,quot;Couldyougoblowhisfuckingheadoffforme?quot;quot;Hessuicidalquot;?Imsuicidal.Youresuicidal.Everybodysfuckingsuicidal!Wedontallkeepgoingonaboutit!Hashekilledhimselfyet?No.Sohesnotfuckingsuicidal,ishe?Ken:Heputaloadedguntohisheadthismorning.Istoppedhim.Harry:He...What?Thisgetsfuckingworse!Ken:Weweredowninthepark...Harry:Letmegetthisright.Youweredowninthepark?Whatsthatgottodowithfuckinganything?Letmegetthisright.Notonlyhaveyourefusedtokilltheboy,youveevenstoppedtheboyfromkillinghimself,whichwouldhavesolvedmyproblem,whichwouldhavesolvedyourproblem,whichsoundslikeitwouldvesolvedtheboysproblem.Ken:Itwouldnthavesolvedhisproblem.Harry:Ken,ifIhadkilledalittlekid,accidentallyorotherwise,Iwouldnthavethoughttwice.Idhavekilledmyselfonthefuckingspot.Onthefuckingspot.Idhavestucktheguninmemouthonthefuckingspot!Ken:Thatsyou,Harry.Theboyhasthecapacitytochange.Theboyhasthecapacitytodosomethingdecentwithhislife.Harry:Excuseme,Ken.Ihavethecapacitytochange.Ken:Yeah,youdo.Youvethecapacitytogetfuckingworse!Harry:Yeah,nowImgettingdowntoit!Ken:Harry,letsfaceit.AndImnotbeingfunny,Imeannodisrespect,butyoureacunt.Youreacuntnow,youvealwaysbeenacunt.Andtheonlythingthatsgonnachangeisyouregonnabecomeanevenbiggercunt.Maybehavesomemorecuntkids.Harry:Leavemykidsfuckingoutofit.Whathavetheydone?Youfuckingretractthatbitaboutmycuntfuckingkids!Ken:Iretractthatbitaboutyourcuntfuckingkids.Harry:Insultingmyfuckingkids!Thatsgoingoverboard,mate!Ken:Iretractedit,didntI?Stillleavesyoubeingacunt.Harry:Yeah,Ifuckinggotthat.Harry:WheresRaynow?Ken:Oh,rightaboutnow,RayisinoneorotheroftheonemilliontownsinmainlandEuropeitspossibletobein,otherthanhere.POLICEOFFICERay:IllgetallthemoneybacktoyousoonasIgetthroughtomefriend.Chloe:Itsnotaproblem,Raymond.Ray:AndIllgetallyouracidandyourecstasybacktoyou,too.Chloe:Englishhumor!SQUAREHarry:Imassumingyouvegotyourgunonyou.Ken:ThatYuriblokesafunnyfella,isnthe?Harry:Hedoesyoga.Ken:quot;Thealcoves.quot;Harry:Washegoingontoyouaboutthealcoves?Ken:quot;ThealcovesintheKoninginAstridPark.quot;Harry,Iknowyougottadowhatyougottado.Itsabitcrowdedroundhere,youknow?Harry:Well,ImnotgonnahaveashootoutinthemiddleofathousandfuckingBelgians,amI?Nottomentiontheothernationalities,justontheirholidays.Ken:Hmm.ToseetheswansandtheGothicandallthefairytalestuff,eh?Harry:Areyoutryingtofuckingwindmeup?Ken:No,Harry.Harry:Ontopofcallingmeacuntandcallingmekidscunts.Imightjusthavetofuckingshootyourighthere.Christ!Ken:Letsgoupthebelltower.Bequietuptherethistimeofevening.Letsgoupthere.Ray:Yeah.Canadians.Ifeelabitbad.TheydidntkillJohnLennon,didthey?Anyway,supposedtoturnuptocourthereintwodays.Chloe:Areyougoingtoturnup?Ray:Dontknow.WhathaveIgottostayforreally?Chloe:Themostbeautifulwomanyouveeverseeninallofyourstupidlife.Clerk:Thetowerisclosedthisevening.Ken:Noway.Itssupposedtobeopentill7:00.Clerk:Thetowerisusuallyopenuntil7:00.YesterdayanAmericanhadaheartattackupthetower.Todaythetowerisclosed.Harry:Here,cranky,heres100foryou.Wereonlygonnabe20minutes.Clerk:Thetowerisclosedthisevening.Understand,Englishman?Ray:Jimmy,IvebeenwantingtosayImreallysorryforkarate-choppingyoutheothernight.Thatwaswayoutoforder.Midget:Youknow,Ray,Idfinditeasiertobelieveandforgiveyou,somehow,ifthetwoofyouwerentlaughingstraightinmyfuckingface!Itsforthegoddamnmovie,man.Ken:Itisanicetown,Harry.ImgladIgottoseeit.Ididntmeantobetakingthepissoutofitbeingafairytaleplace.Itisafairytaleplace.Itreallyis.Harry:Hmm.ItsjustashameitsinBelgium,really.ButthenyoufigureifitwasntinBelgium,ifitwassomewheregood,theredbetoomanypeoplecomingtoseeit.Itwouldspoilthewholething.Ken:Well,ImgladIgottoseeitbeforeIdied.Harry:Whatareyoudoing?Whatareyoufuckingdoing?Ken:Imnotfightinganymore,Harry.Harry:Allright,thenImblowingyourfuckingheadoff.DontcomeoverallGandhi.Whatareyoufuckingdoing?Ken,stopmessingabout,please.Pickupyourgun.IknowImgoingtobeatyouanywaycauseyoureaspaz,but...Ken:Harry,Imtotallyinyourdebt.Thethingsthathavegonebetweenusinthepast,Iloveyouunreservedlyforallthat.Harry:What?Ken:Foryourintegrity.Foryourhonor.Iloveyou.Theboyhadtobeletgo.Theboyhadtobegivenachance.Andiftodothat,Ihadtosay,quot;Fuckyou,andfuckwhatIoweyou,quot;andfuckeverythingthatsgoneonbetweenus,quot;thenthatswhatIhadtodo.ButImnotfightingyou.AndIaccept,totally,everythingyouvegottodo.Iacceptit.Totally.Harry:Oh,yeah?Ken:Yeah.Harry:Well,yousayallthatfuckingstuff,Icantfuckingshootyounow,canI?Ken:Itsentirelyuptoyou,Harry.Itsentirelyyourcall.AllImsayingisImnotfighting.Ken:Oh,youfuckingcunt!Harry:Look,ImnotgonnadonothingtoyoujustcauseyourestandingaboutlikeRobertfuckingPowell.Ken:Likewho?Harry:LikeRobertfuckingPowelloutofJesusoffuckingNazareth!Ken:Myfuckingleg!Midget:Thepsychodwarfturnsouttojustbealoveablelittleschoolboy,anditsallsomekindofBoschiannightmare.Kissmyass!Ray:Iguessatleasttherewerentanyblackpeopleinvolved,eh,Jimmy?Midget:Iwasnt...Iwasnttalkingabout...Ray:Theresgonnabeawarbetweenalltheblacksandallthewhites.Andalltheblackmidgetsandallthewhitemidgets,whichwouldactuallybereallygood.Midget:Thatsjustcocaine.Ray:HedidntevenwanttheVietnameseonhisside!Midget:Thatsjustcocaine.Listen,werefilmingdownbythepointybuildingtonight.Itmightactuallybegoodforonce.Youguysshouldcomealong.Chloe:We...Ithinkwerejustgonnahaveaquietonetonight,Jimmy.Midget:Thatshowitis!Inanotherlife.Ray:Theyregreat,arentthey?Youdidnt.Youdidnt!Eirik:Mr.Waters?Mr.Waters?Harry:Whosthat?Eirik:ItsEirik.Harry:Theblindboy?Eirik:Yeah.Yes.Harry:Whatdoyoufuckingwant?Eirik:Theguyyourelookingfor,theguyRay,hesdownstairsatthebar.Harry:Imsorry,Ken.Harry:Butyoucantkillakidandexpecttogetawaywithit.Harry:Youjustcant.Harry:Where?Eirik:Totheleftwhenyoucomeout.Thebartotheleft.Ray:Ken!Ray:Ken!Ken!Ken:Harryshere.Ray:What?Ken:Takemygun.Ray:Ken?Wheresmygun?Wheresmygun?Ken:Imgonnadienow,Ithink.Ray:Oh,Ken!Jesus!HOTELRay:Putthatgunaway,rightnow!Marie:Mr.Blakelysaidyouhadleft.Ray:Ineedthekeytotheroomrightnow.Quickly,now!Andyougottagohomerightnow.Itsvery,verydangeroushere.Allright?Gohome!Rightnow!Marie:Okay.Marie:No,Iwontletyouupthere!Harry:Lady,getoutofmyfuckingway,please.Marie:No,Iwont.Iwontgetoutofyourway.Youllhavetogothroughme.Harry:Well,obviously,Imnotgonnathroughyou,amI,withababyandthat?Imaniceperson.Butcouldyoujustgetoutofthefuckingway,please?Ray:Marie!Justlethimcomeup,itsokay.Harry,swearnottostartshootinguntilshesleftthehotel.Harry:Iswearnottostartshootingtillshesleftthehotel.Itotallyswear.Marie:Well,Imnotgoinganywhere.Thisismyhotel.Soyoucanfuckoff!Harry:Isupposeyouvegotagunupthere?Ray:Yeah.Harry:Thenwhatarewegonnado?Wecantstandhereallnight.Marie:Whydontyoubothputyourgunsdownandgohome?Harry:Dontbestupid.Thisistheshootout.Ray:Harry,Ivegotanidea.Harry:What?Ray:Myroomfacesontothecanal,right?Imgonnagobacktomeroom,jumpintothecanal,seeifIcanswimtotheothersideandescape.Harry:Right.Ray:Ifyougooutsideandroundthecorner,youcanshootatmefromthereandtryandgetme.Thatway,weleavethisladyandherbabyoutofthewhole,entirething.Harry:Doyoucompletelypromisetojumpintothecanal?Idontwanttorunoutthere,comebackin10minutesandfindyoufuckinghidinginacupboard.Ray:Icompletelypromise,Harry.Imnotgonnariskhavinganotherlittlekiddie,amI?Harry:So,hangon,Igooutside,thenIgowhichway,rightorleft?Ray:Yougoright,dontyou?Youcanseeitfromthedoorway!Itsabigfuckingcanal!Harry:Allright.Jesus!Iveonlyjustgothere,haventI?Okay.Onacountofquot;one,two,three,go,quot;okay?Ray:Okay.Ray:What?Whosaysit?Harry:Oh,yousayit.Marie:Youguysarecrazy.Ray:Areyouready?Harry:Ready.Ray:Set?Harry:Set.Ray:One,two,three,go!ONTHECANALRay:Keepdriving!Ray:Noway.Yourewaytoofaraway.Ray:Thelittleboy.Harry:Thatsright,Ray.Thelittleboy.Harry:Oh.Harry:Isee.Ray:No,Harry.Ray:Hesnot...Harry:Youvegottosticktoyourprinciples.TheresaChristmastreesomewhereinLondonwithabunchofpresentsunderneathitthatllneverbeopened.AndIthought,quot;IfIsurviveallthis,quot;Illgotothathouse,apologizetothemotherthere,quot;andacceptwhateverpunishmentshechoseforme.quot;Prison,death,itdidntmatter.Becauseatleastinprisonandatleastindeath,youknow,IwouldntbeinfuckingBruges.Butthen,likeaflash,itcametome,andIrealized,quot;Fuck,man,maybethatswhatHellis.quot;TheentirerestofeternityspentinfuckingBruges!quot;AndIreally,reallyhopedIwouldntdie.Ireally,reallyhopedIwouldntdie.ENDhttp://www.douban.com/note/24344026/?post=oklast