sarcasm-addict

sarcasmalmostisakindofbritishtradition.theyloveandwillinglytouseelegantwordstopushthelistenerstohangthemselves.whenthefirsttimeBenedickandBeatricemet,theyalmostusetheireachtonguetostrangleeachother.asaudience,itsveryenjoyabletoseethesequarrelsomeandlovingcouplequot;fightquot;toeachother.wewouldlovetoseebenedickstoodlikeamanatamarkwithawholearmyshootingathim.well,wontwe?benidick在花园中的独白很好玩Idomuchwonderthatoneman,seeinghowmuchanothermanisafoolwhenhededicateshisbehaviourstolove,will,afterhehathlaughedatsuchshallowfolliesinothers,becometheargumentofhisownscornbyfallinginlove:andsuchamanisClaudio.blahblah......MayIbesoconverted,andseewiththeseeyes?Icannottell;Ithinknot:Iwillnotbeswornbutlovemaytransformmetoanoyster;butIlltakemyoathonit,tillhehavemadeanoysterofme,heshallnevermakemesuchafool.Onewomanisfair,yetIamwell;anotheriswise,yetIamwell;anothervirtuous,yetIamwell;buttillallgracesbeinonewoman,onewomanshallnotcomeinmygrace.Richsheshallbe,thatscertain;wise,orIllnone;virtuous,orIllnevercheapenher;fair,orIllneverlookonher;mild,orcomenotnearme;noble,ornotIforanangel:ofgooddiscourse,anexcellentmusician,andherhairshallbeofwhatcolouritpleaseGod.Ha!theprinceandMonsieurLove!Iwillhidemeinthearbour.