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破处之旅

视频破处之旅状态:正片年代:2008

主演乔什·祖克曼阿曼达·克鲁克拉克·杜克詹姆斯·麦斯登更新时间:2023-12-28 14:43:23

十八岁的伊恩(乔什·朱克曼JoshZuckerman饰)一直被好友奚落为“美国最后一个处男”,他一直被发好人卡,泡妞技术还不如14岁的弟弟。在网上认识一个叫“DANIELLE”的女孩后,似乎转机到来了,对方答应只要他前往诺克斯维尔市见他,就会和他发生关系。带着破处的愿望,伊恩与两个好友——万人迷兰斯(克拉克·杜克ClarkDuke饰)和假小子费莉西亚(阿曼达·克鲁AmandaCrew饰)一…

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