题头词几乎集中了所有的笑点

Ithinkthefunniestpartmightbethesubtitlescrewnatthebeginningofthemovie,OKletmecopyitdown:ItisadarktimefortheRebellion.AlthoughtheDeathStarhasbeendestroyed,ImperialtroopshavedriventheRebelforcesfromtheirhiddenButyouknowthisstory.Whatyoumaynotknowisthat20thCenturyFoxhadsolittlefaithinthequot;StarWarsquot;franchisethatGeorgeLucaskeepallthemerchandisingrights.Areyoulisteningstockholders?Howcanyouinvestinacompanythatmakessuchshort-sighteddecisions?Imean,thisthesamecompanythatcanceledquot;FamilyGuyquot;twice.Whox27;srunningthatjoint?Monkeys?Imean,iftheyx27;regonnabefoolishwiththeirmoney,thenIguessthatmeanswecanbefoolishwiththeirmoney,too.Likespendingabunchofittoanimateacomputer-generatecartoonelephantthathasnothingtodowiththerestoftheepisode.Didyouseethat?Knowwhatthatcost?$58,000.Imean,whatwaste.Itwasnx27;teventhatfunny.Thatx27;s$58,000thatcouldhavegonetocuringleukemia.Ormusculardystrophy.Or...whatdoesMichaelJ.Foxhave?That.Alright,letx27;swatchsomegoddamncartoons.OfcourseIdonx27;tcopyitdownandjustmakeitablog,IlikeitbecauseIthinkitismuchmorefunnythantherestofthemovie.AsaseniorStarWarsfan,youmaynotbeimpressedbytheplot,butthesewordswerereallyfascinating.